LaurenOutLoud

// Accidental PM | Former Theater Owner | Adventures in Pretending to Know What I'm Doing

lauren@terminal:~$

$ cat bio.txt

I used to be funny. Now I work in tech.

Between teaching improv and wrangling

product roadmaps, I discovered that both

worlds thrive on embracing chaos.

$ _

lauren@terminal:~$

$ help

Available Commands:

>whoami// Learn about my journey
>ls blog/// Browse my thoughts and musings
>ls lab/// Experiments and things I've built
>cd tools/metaphorator/// Generate creative metaphors
>contact.sh// Let's build something together

$ _

© 2026 Lauren Out Loud. All rights reserved.

System: Retro Terminal v2.1.0

Uptime: No script, still running | Coffee: ∞

// Type "help()" in the console for a surprise | Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart